supaDISC's definitions

man lunch

The kind of lunch your dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch that your mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared to their feminine counterparts. Scientists say this is because men's brains are missing a part that gives woman certain culinary sensibilities.

The quintessential man lunch is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes of being taken from the fridge and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never be completely washed out.

Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.

Gay marriage threatens our communities, our families, and indeed our way of life. What child wants a man lunch?
-Pat Robertson

by supaDISC December 10, 2005

dems

A perjoritive term used by morans to describe members or supporters of the Democrats.

Moran: Those pinko dems are ruining this country.

Honey, get my washin' stick, I wants'a have a bath.

by supaDISC February 16, 2005

urethrelephant

A deadly mammoth-esque creature that has enlonged tusks that are serrated and miniscule at the tip. They head straight for the urethra, pulling until it is ripped out of the victim's body. The urethrelephant then proceeds to hoarde the urethras for later eating.Commonly seen in Lord of the Rings movies.

"Good lord, that man is being disemurethraed by a urethrelephant!"

by supaDISC April 26, 2004

stupid liberal

An oxymoron. See smart republican.

My uncle said John Kerry was a war hero and would make an excellent commander in chief in comparison to George W. Bush, who dodged service in 'Nam and snorted cocaine. What a stupid liberal.

by supaDISC November 27, 2004

UD Thief

An urbandictionary.com contributor who openly steals the definiton of a word from an existing definition, then posts a new definition of the same word using slightly varied phrasing.

Can also be used to describe a person who mimics and submits a picture on UD by the same means - copying the ideas of others.

Check out the definition for internet explorer. The definition by supaDISC was the original and was deleted. Another one was started. supaDISC also submitted the first picture for that definition, and two morons thought it would be a brilliant idea to do it again, twice.

by supaDISC April 14, 2005

glock

The cheapest, weakest, least manly handgun in Counterstrike. In CS 1.5, it was pretty much impossible to kill anyone with it, even on burst-fire, but it was made a little more powerful in CS 1.6. It still sounds like a staple gun, though.

You attacked <L33t-Killah> C@p-A-C0p with Glock 18: 13 hits, 54 damage

by supaDISC June 23, 2004

texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.

Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.

by supaDISC December 31, 2004