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Definitions by supaDISC

apostophe 

The most butchered punctuation mark in the English language. Apostrophes are used
1) to
indicate contractions,
2) to indicate possession (in some cases), and
3) VERY occasionally to denote a plural (where otherwise the meaning of the sentence would be unclear).

The use of an apostrophe in the contraction "it's", (which means "it is"), but not in "its", (which is a possessive) causes problems for many people who didn't pass third grade.
Incorrect: Screw you moran's. Go USA.
Incorrect: Its raining cat's and dog's.
Incorrect: Here come's the train. Grab it's cargo.

Correct: Don't go in that room.
Correct: The cat's litter box is dirty.
Correct: Mind your p's and q's.
(the above is one of the ONLY CORRECT USES OF AN APOSTROPHE TO DENOTE A PLURAL. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU'RE UNSURE, JUST LEAVE THE APOSTROPHE OUT.)
apostophe by supaDISC February 24, 2005

internet explorer 

A simple Windows XP tool which allows the user to browse to Mozilla.com and download Firefox, a web browser.
As soon as I installed XP I opened Internet Explorer and grabbed the latest version of Firefox.
internet explorer by supaDISC February 20, 2005
A group of lawyers dedicated to preserving the freedoms layed out in the American Bill of Rights, especially the first-amendment rights of freedom of speech and assembly.

The ACLU are often maligned and mischaracterised as being "anti-Christian" since they oppose state-sponsored religion. They have gathered considerable controversy for defending the rights of free speech for unpopular groups such as Neo-Nazis.
The ACLU fights hard to keep Americans free.
ACLU by supaDISC February 16, 2005
A perjoritive term used by morans to describe members or supporters of the Democrats.
Moran: Those pinko dems are ruining this country.

Honey, get my washin' stick, I wants'a have a bath.
dems by supaDISC February 16, 2005

texas fold'em 

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.
Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.
texas fold'em by supaDISC December 31, 2004
What some of the stupidest people I have ever met say after they crack "mom" jokes.
Person 1: I fucked your mom.
Person 2: Oh, Snap!
Person 3: GOD, you guys are such MORONS I hope you fucking DIE.
oh snap by supaDISC December 9, 2004

manly democrat 

Howard Dean. He could beat up any Republican and steal his girlfriend.
Did you see Howard Dean on the cover of Rolling Stone? Look at the size of that guy's arms. What a manly Democrat.
manly democrat by supaDISC December 2, 2004