Sentinel

A new, upstanding and official name for self-proclaimed proud campers in Call of Duty. 'Sentinels' differ from regular ol' nooby campers who do it because they don't really know how to play the game; sentinels purposely camp because they are trying to play the game "tactically" and "realistically", even though Call of Duty is an arcade shooter.

Sentinels are almost always highly casual console players (mostly military nerds) who have no interest in playing the game competitively; they are the type of player that is more suited to playing Arma or Insurgency, but instead plays Call of Duty, since they don't own a PC for Arma, and don't know about Insurgency, since it's simply an obscure indie game in the face of Call of Duty's massive marketing and influence, especially in the console market.
"The sentinel was sitting in a building and camping with a silenced sniper rifle. They think they are being tactical and realistic. Everyone around them thinks they're a complete douche."
by suburban__dictionary May 10, 2023
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Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 02, 2023
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Gentle Giant

A masculine, incredibly strong and powerful-looking tall man who has a peaceful and non-confrontational personality. On first appearance you would think he'd beat the shit out of you, but in reality he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Alex: "Holy shit look at that guy! He's so fuckin big and scary, I wouldn't want to mess with him. He probably makes everyone around him his bitch."
Mickey: "I've met him, he's actually an incredibly nice and friendly dude. He's a gentle giant. I've seen him watering flowers and quietly nurturing them as well. He looks super fuckin tough but he has the heart and soul of a Disney Princess."
by suburban__dictionary May 02, 2023
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Shipment Brain

What your brain turns into after playing Shipment too much in Call of Duty.

Side effects include:
- Spastic behavior
- Lack of interest in any map that isn't Shipment
- A ringing in your ears from all the killstreaks being called in
- PTSD
"Man I've been playing so much Shipment, that now I have Shipment Brain..."
by suburban__dictionary February 08, 2024
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An easier way to identify the 2022 CoD game 'Modern Warfare II' in voice conversations with people, since big brain Activision thought it would be a great idea to name their brand new game as the exact same name of a game they released 13 years ago, except they just changed the '2' to a 'II' to try and distinguish the two, even though nobody can tell the difference in voice conversations.
Alex: "Man I hate Modern Warfare II...."
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"
by suburban__dictionary December 14, 2022
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Killed by a pixel

When you get killed by someone super far away in a battle royale/Battlefield-style game. Very often they are so far away that they appear to be nothing more than a pixel, hence the phrase 'killed by a pixel'.
*Player dies by someone incredibly far away*
Player: "Great, killed by a pixel again."
by suburban__dictionary September 12, 2023
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Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 21, 2023
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