Definitions by suburban__dictionary
Grinding
When you work really hard and put a lot of time towards something. Used commonly in the context of achieving a goal or object of desire, whether that be in real life, a sport, a video game, etc.
Jeff: "Nice car dude, how could you afford that?"
Mike: "Man I just been grinding for it, been working hard at it. Spent a lot of time trying to get this thing."
Mike: "Man I just been grinding for it, been working hard at it. Spent a lot of time trying to get this thing."
Grinding by suburban__dictionary March 13, 2023
Git Gud
An unconstructive phrase used by 500 lb. 4chan dwellers that is used as a way to make fun of lower skilled players in video games without actually providing any positive ways for said lower-skilled player to 'git gud'. It is less of a phrase meant towards positive intention of lifting someone up and helping them 'getting good', and more of a phrase of superiority used by virgins to prove that the 24 hours they spend per day in their room practicing a game is paying off and is worthwhile.
Mark: "Dude I suck at this game! How the hell can I get better at it?"
Melvin: "Just git gud man. Ez pz u suck lol. I'm better than you, you're trash, delete the game lolz you'll never be good at it."
Mark: "Wow, well that's pretty helpful. Thank you for answering my question so respectfully and constructively. That gave me a lot of deep insight on how I can improve at the game."
Melvin: "Just git gud man. Ez pz u suck lol. I'm better than you, you're trash, delete the game lolz you'll never be good at it."
Mark: "Wow, well that's pretty helpful. Thank you for answering my question so respectfully and constructively. That gave me a lot of deep insight on how I can improve at the game."
Git Gud by suburban__dictionary January 13, 2023
If you're homeless, just buy a house
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
If you're homeless, just buy a house by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
ANTP
An ambiverted 'ENTP' or 'INTP' type from the Myers-Briggs personality system. Sort of a mix between an ENTP and an INTP. Ambiverted - Intuitive - Thinking - Perceiving. They correspond to both Ti and Ne, and generally find themselves either partying hard or staying at home. 50/50.
Brad: "I wonder what Jeff's MBTI type is... he's definitely an NTP type, but I can't tell if he's an introvert or an extrovert. It's like sometimes he's both."
Chase: "He's probably an ANTP then. An ambivert."
Chase: "He's probably an ANTP then. An ambivert."
ANTP by suburban__dictionary December 29, 2022
Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2
An easier way to identify the 2022 CoD game 'Modern Warfare II' in voice conversations with people, since big brain Activision thought it would be a great idea to name their brand new game as the exact same name of a game they released 13 years ago, except they just changed the '2' to a 'II' to try and distinguish the two, even though nobody can tell the difference in voice conversations.
Alex: "Man I hate Modern Warfare II...."
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"
Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 by suburban__dictionary December 14, 2022
Suicided
The act of killing someone and framing their death to make it seem like they killed themselves, rather than, in reality, them getting murdered by someone. Most notable examples of this include Jeffrey Epstein and John McAfee, who were both taken out by the government. Both individuals had insiders notifying others on the internet that they would be 'suicided' minutes before their deaths.
Adam: "Wow, John McAfee just killed himself by hanging... I can't believe he would do such a thing, poor guy. I can't imagine the depression he was going through to get to that point."
Josh: "Yeah, as if.... You know for a fact that the government suicided him. You think a dude like that would be suicidal or depressed? No, they faked his death. He even tweeted out that he was going to be suicided right before it happened, for fucks sake."
Josh: "Yeah, as if.... You know for a fact that the government suicided him. You think a dude like that would be suicidal or depressed? No, they faked his death. He even tweeted out that he was going to be suicided right before it happened, for fucks sake."
Suicided by suburban__dictionary September 3, 2022
Go Touch Grass
A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
Go Touch Grass by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022