Staff

A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind

That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?

by stusx10 April 24, 2015

Vietnamese noodle soup

Two or more south Asian penis', usually still dripping wet from pounding ass.

Luc got friction burns from eating some hot Vietnamese noodle soup last night.

by stusx10 August 31, 2018

Blowjon

A blow job between men. It's not gay, but is a consensual sex act involving only men

Owen often attended public toilets giving out a blowjon while his wife stayed in the car.

by stusx10 January 19, 2018

Mushmellow

Swallowing a load of cum from both givers after being spit roasted.

Adam loves a sticky mushmellow after a spit roast.

by stusx10 July 20, 2018

Pulled the ripcord

Used to describe a male or female who was once of a slim build,however, following the start of a serious relationship has become much larger. Usually due to comfort around the new partner.

Jesus luc, have you seen Evans?

Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby

by stusx10 May 27, 2016

illegal loging

Taking a dump in a place other than a toilet.

Most people object to illegal loging, but it's luc's favourite hobby

by stusx10 August 16, 2018

Ratcheted

The act of twisting genitals around another person's genitals. The term is derived from the ratchet spanner.

Bowie ratcheted with a professional rugby player and preffered it to grinding.

by stusx10 November 26, 2020