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shit squiggles

To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
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kiffed

A little bit strange, not quite right. Against the norm.

Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative.
What is with your hair it looks kiffed.

That house/car/person looks kiffed.
by stuntedmonk January 23, 2007
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NMP

Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP

I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.

NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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mooey

The correct definition for this being the (Cockney) slang for face.
He got a punch right in the mooey, the cheeky...

also Taken from the film Nil by Mouth (1997)

"Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fucking place."
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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lock stock

Something that is fail safe, cannot lose. A deal that is sealed.
I tell you, we have this scam sorted, lock stock the whole nine yards.

The deal's done lock stock.

Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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diesel

Liverpudlian slang. Often used as a nickname. Diesel sounds similar to "these will". Hence the slang translates to:
a: We call him 'Diesel'.

b: Diesel, what the fuck is that about?

a: Cos, you know, he has sticky fingers "Diesel do and diesel do". Man he'd steal his grandmothers fucking pension I tell you.
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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chunder

Aslo used in reference to a fat person.
Look at that chunder guts.

My god, he's a fucking right chunder.
by stuntedmonk April 18, 2007
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