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To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
Get the shit squiggles mug.A little bit strange, not quite right. Against the norm.
Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative.
Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative.
by stuntedmonk January 23, 2007
Get the kiffed mug.Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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also Taken from the film Nil by Mouth (1997)
"Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fucking place."
also Taken from the film Nil by Mouth (1997)
"Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fucking place."
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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The deal's done lock stock.
Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.
The deal's done lock stock.
Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
Get the lock stock mug.Liverpudlian slang. Often used as a nickname. Diesel sounds similar to "these will". Hence the slang translates to:
a: We call him 'Diesel'.
b: Diesel, what the fuck is that about?
a: Cos, you know, he has sticky fingers "Diesel do and diesel do". Man he'd steal his grandmothers fucking pension I tell you.
b: Diesel, what the fuck is that about?
a: Cos, you know, he has sticky fingers "Diesel do and diesel do". Man he'd steal his grandmothers fucking pension I tell you.
by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007
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