stuart's definitions

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by Stuart March 27, 2004

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003

B.O.B.

Bomb On Board or Best On Board.

A plane was grounded because a note with B.O.B. was found, yet noone knew whether it meant a bomb or a hot woman.

by Stuart October 17, 2004