Definitions by stu

Dick Pie 

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

Dick Pie by Stu March 14, 2004

the 7 habits of highly effective teens 

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

the 7 habits of highly effective teens by stu March 5, 2004

minge

Female genitalia

Word of advice, in America your fanny is your arse....not your minge.

minge by stu February 20, 2004

Ingle 

A total merkin. A person who is a complete cretin. Usually is totally inept with females and sports a beard.

"Oh god, he's such a ingle"

Ingle by stu February 18, 2004

small bean regarder 

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls

you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder

small bean regarder by Stu February 7, 2004

Manc

A person born and raised in the republic of mancunia.
Myth has it that this city is entirely inhabited by manchester city fans and manchester is in fact blue. This lie is perpetuated by the bitters and is untrue in its entirity.
As for crime, what do you think those pesky scousers do with their stolen cars, thats right they drive up the east lancs and rob us mancs

Manc - to be safe as fuck, sound as a pound or sorted.

Manc by stu January 6, 2004

cleg nuts 

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

cleg nuts by Stu January 6, 2004