stu's definitions

potato balls

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

by stu August 4, 2004

NTS

shorten from not that serious, used to say when something that happens isnt as important as people think it is.

Guy #1: OMG that guy is Level 75 in lineage

Guy #2: NTS we can still beat him

by Stu January 28, 2005

Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 1, 2003

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

ams

big hottie from csh with a huge dick wait thats stu, ams is a gay iraqi aka amer the bomber

there gonnah stop u like airpot security on amer

by stu February 18, 2003

Knock You Down

To fuck; screw; bang a chick.

Girl, I wanna knock you down.

by Stu February 13, 2005

Cunnylingus

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

by Stu November 28, 2003