Definitions by stu

Manc

A person born and raised in the republic of mancunia.
Myth has it that this city is entirely inhabited by manchester city fans and manchester is in fact blue. This lie is perpetuated by the [bitters and is untrue in its entirity.
As for crime, what do you think those pesky scousers do with their stolen cars, thats right they drive up the east lancs and rob us mancs

Manc - to be safe as fuck, sound as a pound or sorted.

Manc by stu January 6, 2004

stuerize 

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

stuerize by Stu January 6, 2004

hessian 

White trash/trailer park trash.

"God those peoples are hessians"

hessian by Stu December 20, 2003

blazeman 

crazy guy named wazerman, that smokes only the best weed in the world

yo guy lets go blazeman

blazeman by stu December 8, 2003

Cunnylingus 

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

Cunnylingus by Stu November 28, 2003

Queefing 

Vaginal Fart

When i was having sex with my girl, she queefed all night long.

Queefing by Stu November 16, 2003

chatta 

A name you call someone who needs to be quiet.

Chatta - F*&k up!

chatta by Stu October 27, 2003