Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

spankathon

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

captain

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

Spadge

Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

arsewinch

n. colloquialism. expletive. see also spankathon. butthinge. annular ring shank

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002