Definitions by stouffer

captain 

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.

captain by Stouffer November 7, 2002

arsewinch 

n. colloquialism. expletive. see also spankathon. butthinge. annular ring shank

arsewinch by Stouffer November 7, 2002

pan handle 

n. Erect cock. captain. boner

She was cooking on full power gripping my pan handle.

pan handle by Stouffer November 7, 2002

butthinge 

n. colloquialism. expletive.

butthinge by Stouffer November 7, 2002

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

plums by Stouffer November 7, 2002

spankathon 

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

spankathon by Stouffer November 7, 2002

welly top 

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve

"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"

welly top by Stouffer November 7, 2002