Definitions by stouffer

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

Gandalf's beard by Stouffer November 7, 2002

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

plums by Stouffer November 7, 2002

welly top 

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve

"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"

welly top by Stouffer November 7, 2002

wizard's beard 

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

wizard's beard by Stouffer November 7, 2002

butthinge 

n. colloquialism. expletive.

butthinge by Stouffer November 7, 2002

captain 

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.

captain by Stouffer November 7, 2002

spankathon 

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

spankathon by Stouffer November 7, 2002