beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.
"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".
by stouffer March 04, 2003
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annular ring shank

n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face
"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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pan handle

n. Erect cock. captain. boner
She was cooking on full power gripping my pan handle.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top
"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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welly top

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve
"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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