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n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
by stouffer November 07, 2002
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n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top
"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"
by stouffer November 07, 2002
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n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve
"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"
by stouffer November 07, 2002
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