mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 05, 2003

butthinge

n. colloquialism. expletive.

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

captain

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

by Stouffer November 07, 2002