stiffmeister's definitions

razzmattazz

aka razzamattazz. Meaning a noisy and/or exciting activity in order to attract and/or impress people.
Deriving from the infml term 'to razz' used as mocking or teasing. Usually done by kids.

Player 1: Dude, the razzmattazz of showbiz is drivin me nuts!
Player 2: True. Real stars have kind of the right to act like that, but wannabes doing it are a royal pain in the ass.

by Stiffmeister February 23, 2005

mi gente

Spanish for "my people", talking to or about people close to them, which can be family members, but normally ain't. Mostly used by chicanos or other hispanics in the sense of "my homies", "my hood" (mi barrio) in the streets of major, latin-impacted cities in the US, like LA or MIA.

What??? Those mofos from the valley want trouble??? I'mma holla at mi gente to get some backup from the barrio in East LA asap!

by Stiffmeister January 13, 2006

nippily tippily

Movement of the tongue in circular motion around the nipples of a women

I'm going home to nippily tippily!!

by stiffmeister August 20, 2013

PIPE DREAM

Synonym for illusion.

The world living in peace and harmony some day- what a pipe dream.

by Stiffmeister February 22, 2006

royal pain in the ass

aka (euphemistically) pain in the butt. A true pain, something damn boring, annoying, offending, labored, troublesome, exhausting or if something just extraordinarily sucks!
Has gotten 'popular' thru J.D. Salinger's catcher in the rye, said various times by the story's main character Holden.

Me: Dude, this math test was a royal pain in the ass!!
Geek: How come I aced it?- $20 from my dad...

by Stiffmeister February 23, 2005

Popoi

A wannabe football-expert who's blind when it comes to reality and too fanatic to accept the truth.

We all know Portugal wouldn't deserve to become champion (go see the final game) but go watch the slo-mo of the english goal: Hey, did I see a goaltender being attacked in "the 5"??

by Stiffmeister January 11, 2005