Definitions by stewieG wannabe
volcation
The detours and delays of a regular vacation casused by volcanic ash disrupting your return flight home, or conversely the time you spend at home because you couldn't fly out.
volcation by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010
int'eruption
Any discontinuity in normal life arising from volcanic eruptions.
All regular news has been suspended, we will stay with this story no matter how long or tedious it is. We apologise for this int'eruption.
int'eruption by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010
moronic interrogative
Raising your voice at the end of a statement to turn it into a question as typified by valley girls but has spread for beyond to both sexes and even beyond the US.
Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
y'know, so I was wanting a BMW but i actually got an Audieee
Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?
Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative
Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?
Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative
moronic interrogative by stewieG wannabe March 2, 2010
appolyte
Slavish devotee to Apple products from the ipod the Mac. Steve Jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.
Steve Jobs released the iPad in San Francisco. It looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. The assembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.
Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.
Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.
appolyte by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
semitarian
Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.
Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.
Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?
Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?
Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
semitarian by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
familia shit
The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.
Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
What's up Greg?
My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
familia shit by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009
accent whore
Girl who dates a guy because he has a sexy accent.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.
accent whore by StewieG wannabe August 4, 2009