Slavish devotee to Apple products from the ipod the Mac. Steve Jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.
Steve Jobs released the iPad in San Francisco. It looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. The assembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.
Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.
Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.
by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
A fervent popular activist. Someone who gets very animated and active over fashionable causes such as the political prisoner du jour, climate change, Darfur or whatever is fashionable to be outraged about. Heart in the right place, and will tell you all about it whether or not you want to hear it.
How's Jessica?
Usual, gave me on Darfur when she dropped off some low-energy light bulbs as a gift.
She's such a passionista.
Usual, gave me on Darfur when she dropped off some low-energy light bulbs as a gift.
She's such a passionista.
by StewieG Wannabe April 19, 2009
by StewieG wannabe December 16, 2008
Raising your voice at the end of a statement to turn it into a question as typified by valley girls but has spread for beyond to both sexes and even beyond the US.
Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
y'know, so I was wanting a BMW but i actually got an Audieee
Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?
Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative
Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?
Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative
by stewieG wannabe March 02, 2010
Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.
Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.
Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?
Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?
Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.
Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
What's up Greg?
My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.
Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
by StewieG Wannabe December 01, 2009
Girl who dates a guy because he has a sexy accent.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.
This attribute takes precedent over all other personal qualities
Usually upper class English or soft European.
by StewieG wannabe August 04, 2009