gimptard.com

A funny site that you should be reading instead of this one.

gimptard.com is a website you should visit

by steven October 06, 2003

scrollix

A play on words of bollix, often coupled with jimmy.

He fell on his jimmy scrollix

by Steven December 23, 2003

xcore

A suffix used to emphasise the extreme properties of just about any adjective, noun, verb, or even meaningless words.

1: Adam is emoxcore (Adam is overly emotional)

2: I'm sad. SADXCORE! (I'm very sad)

3: WOO! SNOWXCORE! (We had a lot of snow last night)

4:
Crybaby: My dad won't let me drive his new car so I'm going to cut myself.
Guy who's smartxcore:
CRYCRYXCORE! ("Man, no one cares")

by steven December 31, 2003

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 06, 2004

fletch

a idiot

homer simpson

by steven August 10, 2003

george w bush

43rd President of the United States and was formerly the 46th Governor of the State of Texas.

"My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message."

by steven March 01, 2005