steve's definitions

jimmies

A reference to a particular type of Sprinkle, namely, Chocolate Sprinkles

I don't want rainbow sprinkles, I want some Jimmies

by steve March 3, 2005

Sonny Bono

The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.

Dude! Did you see that guy? He did a total Sony Bono!

by steve April 29, 2003

Liger Zero

A type of Zoid, resembling a lion, with white armour plating and golden claws and teeth. It has ion boosters on its back which allow it to run at 307kph, and "Strike Laser Claws" on all four of its feet, which channel energy through its claws to enhance the power of a claw swipe. It can transform into Zero Jager, Zero Schneider, and Zero Panzer with its "Conversion armour system."

"The Liger Zero is a powerful Zoid."

by Steve December 27, 2004

reindeer gaming

the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

We're going to go reindeer gaming tonight. My neighbors just bought two new reindeers and they're just asking for it.

by steve December 20, 2004

3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

by Steve December 7, 2004

spice donkey

a slave who carries ilicit materials for his master, colloquially used to refer to any road worker or laborer.

Those f-ing spice donkies are always tearing up the road and backing up traffic.

by steve January 16, 2004

mexcellent

Most excellent

"wow those tacos were mexcellent"

by Steve January 8, 2003