steve's definitions

doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

jellbows

When a fat ass persons arms jiggle so much that Bill Cosby starts singing the jello song.

Look at the jellbos on taht lady.

by steve May 9, 2003

big bite

The big bite is an event that may occur as a man is receiving a blow job from a woman and then out of pure boredom and before blowing his load decides to give her an uppercut to the chin. Normally followed by wailing pain by the blow job recipient.

This prostitute was quite stank, so instead of blowing my load I gave her a big bite

by Steve October 5, 2004

Deon Knight

A tootle-pip.

An Iridium Merchant.

Your can is so slow, you must be a DEON KNIGHT!!!!

by Steve August 16, 2004

Crunkafied

To get Crunk. The nirvana of Crunk. The most Crunk you can possibly be.

Yo homie. You was gettin crunkafied at at dat gay pride parade!

by Steve November 4, 2003

ragoot

Good, ace, Bad, sik,

That party that we went to was fucking ragoot

by steve October 24, 2003

Open your lunch

To let out a silent, smelly fart in company or a crowd

"Good Lord, who opened their lunch?"

by steve February 20, 2004