steve's definitions

Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

by Steve March 3, 2005

guinea pig

1. Someone or something that is used to test medicine or other products and procedures.

2. A small South American rodent that looks like a miniature capibara and is kept around the world as a pet. Also used as a food in its native range.

1. Fred is a guinea pig for a pharmeceudical company and gets paid for the testing.

2. One of the class animals in my biology class is a guinea pig.

by Steve July 24, 2006

shit disturber

disturber of the peace

strictly canadian phrase

marcel is a little shit diturber

by steve June 5, 2004

butt sex

bending a girl over and putting it in here but and make her scream in pleasure.

I put it in my girls but when she bent over to pull down her pants

by steve March 14, 2005

scottrape

When Scott is raped in the ear canal by a talking cat with a gold plated dildo, hovering around on a flaming door mat

Scott wanted to go to walmart with Brandon Zack and Ken, but he was too busy being scottraped.

by Steve May 7, 2005

Esteban Loaiza

It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.

I was hungry and wanted some action so i decided on the Estaban Loaiza

by Steve December 7, 2003

kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003