steve's definitions

Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

RIAA

A bunch of retarded music industry democrats who sue the entire country while sucking Bill Clinton's dick.

The RIAA's breath smells like Bill Clinton's dick.

by Steve October 18, 2003

Trig

See Penis

by Steve October 21, 2003

butt-dyno

A device which implements a human being's rear-end to report a vehicle's performance in acceleration or engine power.

My butt-dyno says it's faster!

by Steve October 21, 2003

themillnet

An internet messageboard that people go to bitch,moan,screw,hug,and kiss each other. A.K.A. The ANT N64 Rumor Mill's bastard son.

wtf happened to themillnet?

screw that place! let's play naked twister to justin timberlake music

by Steve October 21, 2003

kexpresso

a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time

My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso

by Steve October 22, 2003

crappuccino

a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad

I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy

by Steve October 22, 2003