stephen's definitions

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

I was ROTFLMAO after I heard that joke.

by Stephen April 11, 2003

zags

Zags are blunt papers used to roll up some chewy.

"I smoke chewy like a mutha fuckin nut, gotta gram bag get the zags and roll her up" -Andre Nickatina

by Stephen February 21, 2005

blah guy

a normal person in the demented cartoon movie

(blah guy)I wonder why when you say the ziggy word a bomb explodes.

by Stephen March 29, 2005

Devin Harris

a fag that likes Fabolous just because they both have crooked teeth. He like G Unit because its a all male group and he gets off on it.

My cat walked like a devin Harris after being raped by another male cat.

by Stephen December 31, 2004

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

marymount

a slang term used primarily in los angeles, referring to some type of a sexual act performed by a catholic school girl at marymount high school.

"dude, that catholic school girl totally just marymounted me!"

by stephen February 15, 2004