starky's definitions

media

The evolved form of High School gossips.

The media is interested in the interesting because they themselves are uninteresting.

by starky August 31, 2007

kate nash

A legitimate, self-made female talent who's first single "Foundations" made it to the top of the download chart despite receiving almost no radio air time.

Kate Nash may be a chav, but she is highly talented.

by starky August 22, 2007

smoker

A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.

Smokers are morons as are stoners.

by starky August 17, 2007

amy lee

The talented lead singer and songwriting who fronts the band Evanescence. Contrary to popular misconception, Amy Lee is NOT attractive.

Amy Lee is an earth pig, please stop feeding her delusion that she is attractive.

by starky August 14, 2007

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

mainstream

In the opinion of morons, such as almost everyone posting on this page, mainstream is the epitomy of conformity and capitalistic exploitation tactics. To follow mainstream, in the opinion of such idiots, is to be weak and conformist.
Mainstream is marketable and appealling to the masses because it's popular and more likeable. Most "non-mainstream" artists would do anything to become mainstream.

Mainstream is frowned at by morons between the ages 14-24 due to their inability to see the wood through the trees.

by starky August 7, 2007