bumph

= bumf

My intray is full of bumph.

by starflier December 08, 2003

Cod

1. Rubbish; abbrev. of codswallop.

2. Artificial.

3. A white fish, thought by some to be an endangered species.

1. That's a load of cod if you ask me.

2. He was wearing lipstick, a blonde wig and a cod pair of breasts.

3. A large cod and chips, please (UK).

by starflier December 08, 2003

69

Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.

The two girls were in a 69, licking each other's pussies.

by starflier December 08, 2003

clitty

Term of endearment for the clitoris; see clit.

Her: Go on, go on... rub my clitty... yes... yes... ahh ahhhh ahhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHH!

by starflier December 08, 2003

fuzzbox

1. Distortion effect unit, used with electric guitars.

2. Vulva = fuzz (short hair) + box (vagina).

Let me play your fuzzbox, mama, play it all night long.

by starflier December 08, 2003

sexpot

A sexy looking female (the implication being that she is sexually available).

That Tania is a real sexpot. If she plays her cards right she could have me!

by starflier December 08, 2003

pantie wetter

A woman who urinates in her underwear, especially one who does so deliberately for sexual stimulation.

Sheila is a secret pantie wetter, but it's her fantasy to do it in public.

by starflier December 08, 2003