star8706's definitions

alcohol

1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

television

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.

"We bought a new television yesterday."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

7-eleven

A convenience store similar to that of Circle K. The name is derived from the store's original hours, 7 AM - 11 PM.

"Let's go to the 7-Eleven and get a Slurpie!"

by star8706 April 27, 2003

jock

An attractive high-school boy whose an asshole, participates in athletics and usually gets all the chicks.

"Why is it only the jocks get the cheerleaders?"

"F*** the jocks!"

by star8706 February 2, 2003

CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System. The television network that David Letterman and Survivor are on.

"I watch CBS."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

VHS

1. The standard of video cassetes soon to be replaced by DVDs.

2. Videos for HomoSexuals

by star8706 February 1, 2003

blue screen of death

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.

"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"

by star8706 February 1, 2003