stanky's definitions

twollipop

n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...

at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.

by Stanky August 17, 2006

egotainment

N. entertainment provided by an individual whose sole purpose is self-indulgent and the glorification of the "personality" doing the entertaining.

Whenever I want a healthy dose of egotainment, I watch Tyra, Geraldo, Oprah or any American Idolatry.

by Stanky August 24, 2006

Ustinkia

The land from which you come.

When I saw you at the immigration office I wondered from whence you came. when you passed by, I knew your origin was Ustinkia.

by stanky May 5, 2007

lucky at cards

unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach.

One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.

"Unlucky at love? You must be lucky at cards!"

by Stanky February 1, 2008

the Hets

heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex

"I had dinner with the Hets last night."

"O? How was it?"

"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."

"Good times."

"Meh."

by Stanky February 1, 2008

T’nise

She ugly dumb and stank all ways In someone business and she don’t make sense some times

I’m t’nise and I stanky

by Stanky February 28, 2019