stang's definitions
One who is the child of ytcracker, and being still yet of age considered a "baby".
See also wifeycracker.
See also wifeycracker.
ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that!
by stang October 27, 2004
Get the babycrackermug. Really just a sassy personality.
And she smokes way too much.
She’s a combination of a lot of different red flags.
And she smokes way too much.
She’s a combination of a lot of different red flags.
by Stang March 18, 2023
Get the chamannamug. The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.
"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.
by Stang February 12, 2014
Get the asian curvemug. Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.
A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.
A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.
Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."
Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."
Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."
Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."
by Stang July 19, 2012
Get the Spank Bank Foldermug. An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.
Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?
Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.
Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.
Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.
Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.
Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.
Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.
by Stang July 8, 2011
Get the cardboard catwalkmug. An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.
At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.
by Stang September 20, 2020
Get the Paycheck Playermug. An incorrect fact told by someone who is living in an alternate and false reality. Inspired by White House press secretary Sean Spicer.
"After the break, here what spicer facts the White House press secretary told the American people at today's press conference."
by Stang January 22, 2017
Get the spicer factmug.