55 definitions by stan

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by stan March 08, 2004

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streaker

to be a streaker, to run naked in public.

did you see that streaker at the begining of the second half of the Super Bowl 38?

by stan February 03, 2004

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SOCOM pistol

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

by stan January 24, 2004

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spagattled

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.

eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning

by stan June 22, 2004

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split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2004

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who

a one word response to any comment that you find no intrest in. use this in place of why, when, how, or what.

we should try to be more careful.
response: who?

by stan April 12, 2004

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umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by stan July 27, 2004

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