homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

by stackattack January 08, 2011

chocolate pie

to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.

"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.

by stackattack January 02, 2011

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

chocolate jimmy

to take a shit in your freinds condom so when he goes for that great moment you totally ruin it.

haha yeah i did a chocolate jimmy to randall twice last year" "yeah he kinda deserved it though his name is randall

by stackattack February 25, 2011

chocolate lather

to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.

you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me

by stackattack January 08, 2011

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 02, 2011

corn cock

a southern mans penis.

take that corn cock lucy yahooo

by stackattack January 13, 2011