(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
by ssppuunn January 25, 2014
1. n. one's base possibility or ability that at some point in time may be developed.
2. n. (electricity) in an operational circuit, the standard difference in electrical charge between two points expressed in volts.
2. n. (electricity) in an operational circuit, the standard difference in electrical charge between two points expressed in volts.
The phrase ``Default Potential'' has so much default potential that it's a crime someone would have defined it first as someone's general avatar!
Watch out when you touch that circuit board; that thing's got 120V of default potential!
Watch out when you touch that circuit board; that thing's got 120V of default potential!
by ssppuunn January 26, 2009
(n.) the action or instance of the separation, annulment, or legal dissolution of a marriage between two men.
Now that Iowa has legalized same-sex marriage, I'll bet Jack and Ennis get a dudevorce before the year is out.
by ssppuunn April 29, 2009
(El`ee*mos"y*na*ry\) (?; 277), a. (LL. eleemosynarius, fr. eleemosyna alms, Gr. ? alms. See Alms.)
1. Relating to charity, alms, or almsgiving; intended for the distribution of charity; as, an eleemosynary corporation.
2. Given in charity or alms; having the nature of alms; as, eleemosynary assistance. "Eleemosynary cures." --Boyle.
3. Supported by charity; as, eleemosynary poor.
Eleemosynary (El`ee*mos"y*na*ry\), n.; pl. Eleemosynaries. One who subsists on charity; a dependent. --South.
1. Relating to charity, alms, or almsgiving; intended for the distribution of charity; as, an eleemosynary corporation.
2. Given in charity or alms; having the nature of alms; as, eleemosynary assistance. "Eleemosynary cures." --Boyle.
3. Supported by charity; as, eleemosynary poor.
Eleemosynary (El`ee*mos"y*na*ry\), n.; pl. Eleemosynaries. One who subsists on charity; a dependent. --South.
No unabridged dictionary is complete without the definition of Eleemosynary, but it's really rare to have the opportunity to use the word in Scrabble. My friend who lived with me rent-free for a year and ate all my food was a total eleemosynary. The Southern Arizona AIDS Foundation will be holding an eleemosynary event to benefit those HIV+ and their relatives.
by ssppuunn January 20, 2009
(n.) 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
Biker #1: Well, well, now do you think we're fags?
Stan: Yes, yes sir you are total fags.
Kyle: Yeah, you definitely made your point.
Biker #2: No, we rolled in, kicked ass, and took shit over! Is that what a fag does?
Stan: Yeah, yeah, that's totally what a fag does.
Biker #1: No, you're supposed to think we're not fags now!
Stan: But then why are you acting like such fags? I don't understand!
Kyle: I don't either!
Stan: Yes, yes sir you are total fags.
Kyle: Yeah, you definitely made your point.
Biker #2: No, we rolled in, kicked ass, and took shit over! Is that what a fag does?
Stan: Yeah, yeah, that's totally what a fag does.
Biker #1: No, you're supposed to think we're not fags now!
Stan: But then why are you acting like such fags? I don't understand!
Kyle: I don't either!
by ssppuunn November 06, 2009
(n.) the act or the practice of being falsely instructional, so as to purvey a modicum of fealty to those who obey and/or believe in the bullshit.
"Hey, when Trump said 'Build the Wall', it made me want to reverse rape one of those Mexicans! That is how deep my redanticism goes!"
by ssppuunn December 10, 2016
1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009