tiggy

The name of a very special girl, with talent and humour and a great body.
I knew a girl called tiggy she was great. And how many people get there own name named after them, and you say im lazy !
by Squid January 14, 2004
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ravenisagoatfucker

he anally rampages goats on a daily basis, and performs oral sex on the goats.
Ravenisagoatfucker just look at the goats all run away in terror.
by squid January 29, 2004
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fucked

1) to be in the worst possible situation at the most inappropriate time. Usually spoken in accordance with the word "up" in a coarse manner.
that squid got fucked up. This guy came and fucked him up from behind. Man that was fucked up.
by squid September 28, 2003
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burnley

A town in Lancashire, NW England. Unfortunately has had some bad press recently, particularly about the large BNP presence/racial problems and social deprivation in the town.

The truth is that Burnley is OK as a place but has just suffered from economic recession over the last two decades and needs a large employer or perhaps a big happening culturally to help it out.

Sure, you get some absolute scumbags who will beat anything up that walks at night, but most of the people are good, honest, genuine Northerners. Oh, they are in the 21st century as well - all this bollocks about us "pointing at planes" (?) etc. is just a stereotype as inaccurate as saying "all turks are violent." I can't remember the last time I saw a whippet or flat cap in the town.

Can I add the number of BNP voters - scarcely over 4,000 at the last election - wouldn't even fill a stand at the ground of Burnley's rather good football club.

Sure, there are racists, but hardly any more than in other UK towns. Well, I hope so - that'll be put to the test over the next few years. But I'm keeping my chin up.
"No-one likes us..
No-one likes us..
We don't care..
We are Burnley
Super Burnley
We are Burnley
From the North" (popular football chant)
by SQUID May 09, 2005
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Ass-shat

Noun:

One who's intelligence is likened to excrement.
Bitches be all ass-shats!
by Squid December 16, 2003
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twonker

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit
by Squid December 12, 2004
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dropped

Has your missus dropped yet?
by squid August 18, 2003
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