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Definitions by sqrrl101

Traffic Cone 

A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.
"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."
Traffic Cone by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004

ctrl+alt+del 

1: The key combination pressed when Windows fucks up (i.e: every 5 mins)
2: Probably the best web comic ever, drawn by Tim Buckley and about video games- goto www.ctrlaltdel-online.com
1:Fukkit, I guess I'd better ctrl+alt+del again
2:Go to www.ctrlaltdel-online.com or I'll kill you.
ctrl+alt+del by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004
The greatest thing ever to happen to mankind, especially when it's at 1meg/sec and wireless!
Hahaha I can download porn 20x faster than dialup!
ADSL by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004
The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve
Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"
dial up by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004
The number of the torture room in the novel "Nineteen-eighty-four" by George Orwell, which also included "Big Brother". Yes that is where the name of that stupid TV show aimed at fucktards came from.
101 by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004