Protomong

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.

Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong

by Spunky McPunk July 08, 2011

despondent

A skatepunk band from leicester.

Despondent are my favourite punk band ever.

by Spunky McPunk November 30, 2004

skatepunk

Punk music characterised by a very fast drum beat and funny or political lyrics. Most of the bands on Fat Wreck Chords are skatepunk. As are Despondent.

I'm a twat, and I hate skatepunk.

by Spunky McPunk November 30, 2004

massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

by Spunky McPunk March 05, 2007

Wilver

The smell of freshly cut grass.

Mmm, I love that wilvery smell of spring.

by Spunky McPunk April 26, 2010

ooya

(British, esp. Leicester) An exclamation with a multitude of uses. Often used in conjuction with expletives.

"Ooya! Look at that!"
"Ooya Bastard! That fucking hurt!"
"Ooya Pooya! What a stink!"
"Ooya bleeder! She's a right minger!"

by Spunky McPunk August 14, 2004

Treat Myself

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.

It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself

by Spunky McPunk August 25, 2016