spronkey's definitions

tardy

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness

1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

McPlastic

Food type; specifically comes from fast food chain "McDonalds" - looks, tastes, feels and smells like plastic.

"New McPlastic burger! Buy today from McDonalds!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

grangrivel

Anger-inducing or offensive speech, text, images or other communicative material.

"Mr. Fu was speaking grangrivel to me yesterday; he called me a hamburger rapist!"

by spronkey September 10, 2005

spronkey

SpRoNKeY, pn.
Humorous and funny creature residing at www.spronkey.com

Lo SpRoNKeY!

by spronkey November 30, 2003

haxxy

Something which could only be performed by somebody performing the equivalent task in real life as "Hacking the Matrix"

Mr. Fu: "Omg! He killed me!"
Ms. Bar: "How haxxy! :S"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

spronkish

Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)

Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"

Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."

by spronkey November 30, 2003

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003