Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.
"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
by Splocious May 24, 2020
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sheik ma boaby

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
by Splocious August 06, 2023
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Campapult

Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.
Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.
by Splocious January 20, 2024
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Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
by Splocious January 15, 2012
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Ya hoor ye

Mechanic : Any chance I can get some batteries for ma double ender please pal?
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
by Splocious May 06, 2019
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Thrappler

Somebody who's idea of a good time is to exercise their gag reflex by ramming large cocks down their throat.
Check the state of that mad thrappler, he's flinging that disco banger down his throat like a runaway train.
by Splocious February 10, 2019
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Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.
He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.
by Splocious December 03, 2021
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