penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 06, 2004

rape

1. An unwanted sexual violation (sometimes known as "surprise sex", particularly if you have a good enough lawyer) received by a female from a male (it is physically impossible for a woman to rape a man) without consent.

2. Some other kind of unwanted violation received by anybody.

1. Peter raped Jane because she said "no".

2. "Argh, this music, it rapes my ears!" Said Holly.

by Spike May 03, 2003

Fruit babies

Another word for a fruit when you realize they were once flower ovaries.

". . We're eating FRUIT BABIES!?!?"
~Mike

by Spike March 15, 2004

bum raped

Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.

" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"

by Spike April 29, 2004

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

oinkus

a man or woman whoes face resembles that of a pig

god that girls ugly she is a true oinkus

by spike January 21, 2004

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005