46 definitions by spike

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When a chick won't blow you
I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick
by Spike January 06, 2005
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Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.
Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.
by Spike March 17, 2005
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noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.
You just got Crocop'd.
by Spike January 12, 2005
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Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.
" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"
by Spike April 29, 2004
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The GNU C Compiler, for use with Linux and other open-source operating systems.
Did you get the gcc cross-compiler library for that platform?
by Spike September 24, 2004
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The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.
spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)
by Spike May 03, 2003
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The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
by spike February 06, 2004
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