spike's definitions

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

oinkus

a man or woman whoes face resembles that of a pig

god that girls ugly she is a true oinkus

by spike January 21, 2004

bum raped

Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.

" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"

by Spike April 29, 2004

gutter-talk

A single phrase or overall tendancy in a person to over-use (or use at all) swear-words and foul insults or phrases (these being deemed foul and sweary by members of high culture).

we're far too nice to mention this. you know who you are.

by Spike May 3, 2003

bobo

Finnish word for a well endowed gentleman.

"That Bobo's hung like a donkey"

by Spike January 6, 2005

Riffin

that sexy bitch everyone wants to fuck.

"You're not getting Riffin."

by Spike October 3, 2003

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003