spike's definitions

Shitya

1) Excellence in its most extreme form.
2) A good variable to use in a computer program.

1) Shitya!!!!!!
2) For Shitya = 1 to 100 do Shitya +1

by Spike August 19, 2003

struanism

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.

1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.

by Spike May 3, 2003

rape

1. An unwanted sexual violation (sometimes known as "surprise sex", particularly if you have a good enough lawyer) received by a female from a male (it is physically impossible for a woman to rape a man) without consent.

2. Some other kind of unwanted violation received by anybody.

1. Peter raped Jane because she said "no".

2. "Argh, this music, it rapes my ears!" Said Holly.

by Spike May 3, 2003

RAP

Retards Attempting Poetry

"I listen to rap"
"..retard"

by Spike October 2, 2006

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

by Spike May 9, 2003

Fruit babies

Another word for a fruit when you realize they were once flower ovaries.

". . We're eating FRUIT BABIES!?!?"
~Mike

by Spike March 15, 2004

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004