sparky's definitions

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 2, 2004

fuckweasel

Somebody who is such a gimp that they could only fuck weasels. And only then if the weasel agreed.

Dan is such a fuckweasel!

by sparky January 27, 2004

weenis

no, it's not weenie/penis, it's weenis. your elbow!

don't touch my weenis.
it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak.
your funny bone is by your weenis.

by sparky December 15, 2003

signal 10

Literally, to set on fire; to ignite. See also signal 12

From the dispatch code for fire emergency used in many parts of New York State.

Hey, watch that welding torch or you're gonna signal 10 my house!

by sparky December 5, 2003

signal 12

A raging fire, usually a building, see signal 10, this is to a greater degree.

That dumbass forgot to unplug the lights on his Christmas tree and ended up signal 12ing his house!

by sparky December 5, 2003

non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

by sparky December 5, 2003

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003