mariconesa

A strong male persona says something typically said by a girl or a homosexual man.

In Spanish, you say, "eso es una mariconesa".
by Sparko March 27, 2008
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brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.
Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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Mary Con

Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".
by Sparko March 27, 2008
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beatport junkie

One who spends an excessive amount of money and time downloading electronic music on the beatport website.
Guy 1: Jonnie coming out tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, that Beatport junkie is downloading tunes...
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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crica tu madre

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".
1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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pajuato

Sounds like: Pa Hua Toh

Spanish for

1. A person who is acting stupid, or silly, or just is.
2. When someone is slow, or spaced out.
3. A retard by choice.
Pepito is sleeping in his car, while at a red light. The light turns green and Pepito doesn't move till the horns of a thousand rush hour drivers wake him up. You can say that he's acting like a pajuato.
by Sparko March 27, 2008
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lambe chocha

Spanish words meaning:

1. To lick a vagina.
2. To be pussy whooped
3. An endearing term for a friend who would lick a vagina.
Pepito would not come out because his girlfriend, Guadalupe would not let him. You could call him a lambe chocha because he is at the mercy of the cooch.
by Sparko March 27, 2008
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