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obama denial

being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration
health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial
by spank e monk e January 18, 2011
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obamaward

a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing
guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
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dean logic

a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"
Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.
by spank e monk e August 27, 2004
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fuck stick

adjective; reference dean logic... one whom possesses the abnormal attributes of fucking up the wet dream....
what are u doing fuck stick, leave that sea donkey alone
by spank e monk e August 27, 2004
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dean stare

verb; a pronounced position wherein the said Dean stalks unknowing prey
dude, stop giving that cida the dean stare... (cida+ sea donkey)
by spank e monk e October 16, 2004
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keeta

slang for mookie stinks, term used when liquid poo is oozing out of the diaper, and you dont have time to explain the kid shat on the carpet
honey, what is that smell?

i dont know, i'll go check..... baby made keeta....... burn the carpet
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
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tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'
so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
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