9 definitions by spank e monk e

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noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region
when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.
by spank e monk e July 11, 2004
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a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"
Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.
by spank e monk e August 27, 2004
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a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'
so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
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verb; a pronounced position wherein the said Dean stalks unknowing prey
dude, stop giving that cida the dean stare... (cida+ sea donkey)
by spank e monk e October 16, 2004
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a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing
guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
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a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching
i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
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adjective; reference dean logic... one whom possesses the abnormal attributes of fucking up the wet dream....
what are u doing fuck stick, leave that sea donkey alone
by spank e monk e August 27, 2004
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