roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 19, 2011

fuck stick

adjective; reference dean logic... one whom possesses the abnormal attributes of fucking up the wet dream....

what are u doing fuck stick, leave that sea donkey alone

by spank e monk e August 28, 2004

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 19, 2011

obamaward

a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing

guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.

by spank e monk e January 19, 2011

spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

dean stare

verb; a pronounced position wherein the said Dean stalks unknowing prey

dude, stop giving that cida the dean stare... (cida+ sea donkey)

by spank e monk e October 17, 2004

obama denial

being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration

health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial

by spank e monk e January 17, 2011