spank e monk e's definitions

obama denial

being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration

health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial

by spank e monk e January 18, 2011

obamaward

a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing

guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

keeta

slang for mookie stinks, term used when liquid poo is oozing out of the diaper, and you dont have time to explain the kid shat on the carpet

honey, what is that smell?

i dont know, i'll go check..... baby made keeta....... burn the carpet

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

dean logic

a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"

Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.

by spank e monk e August 27, 2004