southparkrox's definitions

Twitter Whore

One who follows more people on Twitter than follow them.

He's a Twitter whore, he follows 525 people, but only 104 follow him back.

by southparkrox September 22, 2009

Cover-up

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

by southparkrox September 19, 2009

Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

by southparkrox October 15, 2009

The United States of America

The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)

"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009