Urban Dictionary: Definitions by southparkrox

Twitter Whore

One who follows more people on Twitter than follow them.

He's a Twitter whore, he follows 525 people, but only 104 follow him back.

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

Derk by southparkrox September 21, 2009

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.

If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.

Cover-up by southparkrox September 19, 2009

The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.

Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.