The Swine

The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.

"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Gay Fish

Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.

"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

The United States of America

The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)

"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"

by southparkrox October 12, 2009