wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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tea leaf

Where's my pencil gone? You've got it, you tea leaf!
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bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.
He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.
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very

An overused adverb meaning "in a high degree" or "extremely".

Ignorant people misuse it, in for example:
This Greek pot is very unique.
Katrina was a very disastrous hurricane.

Unique is unique. There is only one. How can you get more unique than that?
Something that is disastrous is just that. "Very" adds nothing.
She's very pregnant.
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