soreofhing's definitions

drink

Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".

That's your fourth drink, you know.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.

It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.

by soreofhing August 10, 2009

tea leaf

Rhyming slang for a thief

Where's my pencil gone? You've got it, you tea leaf!

by soreofhing July 5, 2009