some white millenial's definitions

CAPS LOCK

A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE

person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by some white millenial October 11, 2017

urban dictionary

a website that students go to when theyre bored and supposed to be researching the Russian revolution to search things that are not actual words like qwertyuiop and Donald trump.

"I'm bord, so imma type qwertyuiop or Donald trump inna da sarch bar of urban dictionary cus I stooped!"

by some white millenial October 18, 2017

www.

no one knows what it actually means, but we all use it in world wide websites for no reason anyway.

person1: (typing) www.trump.com

by some white millenial October 21, 2017

3

a number that comes after 2 and before 4

spaceship self destruct system: "1..2..3..4..5.."

by some white millenial April 20, 2018

potato dog

slang for pug.

HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!

by some white millenial November 29, 2017

penis

a nose that grows between the legs

"i gotta blow my penis"
"dude! are you that flexible?"

by some white millenial November 29, 2017

get to work

the phrase my friend just said to me

"GET TO WORK! STOP POSTING USELESS DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!"

by some white millenial December 4, 2017