some guy's definitions

jump the gun

To commit suicide, not necessarily by use of a gun.

Bob Jumped the gun because his wife was cheating on him.

by some guy November 21, 2002

what the fuck

1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.

1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.

by Some guy September 14, 2004

TIlkin

An unscrupulous person with no morals.

He is such a tilkin.

by Some Guy February 20, 2004

brittni emery

this is one hot chick at memorial! she has the best ass ever it is like j-lo's times 2! she has a bangin bod! i wanna make out with her so bad! she is an amazing kisser and she is fun to bang!

wtf are you waiting for go bang her now

by some guy March 29, 2005

dubya

Noun- One who practically destroys the stockmarket, fights illegal wars, or turns America from a prospering country to millions of dollars in debt.

"We have reason to believe that all these countries have nooklalur weapons."

by Some Guy May 13, 2005

bater

One who Masturbates, Short for Masturbation.

Ron is a constant bater.

by some guy November 18, 2002

violence

Physical harm. The most useless notion ever thought up my mankind. Used by stupid, ignorant people as a solution. The government claims video games cause violence in kids, yet they neglect the millions of acts of violence they themselves commit on a yearly basis throughout the world.

Bomb Iraq, oh yeah, that'll make the Middle East LOVE us.

by some guy February 18, 2004