A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.
by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009

a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 January 07, 2010

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009

1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.
2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.
2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.
Dont vote, it only encourages them.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
