Definitions by sociopath9
dingo woman
A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.
dingo woman by sociopath9 January 19, 2010
Thick
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
Thick by sociopath9 January 7, 2010
thick as pig shit
1) Unteachable or untrainable
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
thick as pig shit by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
Tasmania
1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
Tasmania by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
shit-o-gram
1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
shit-o-gram by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
haemorrhoid
1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
haemorrhoid by sociopath9 May 1, 2009
Clusterfuck
Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.
Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.
Derivation: Military
Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.
Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.
Derivation: Military
Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.
Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')
Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!
Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!
Clusterfuck by sociopath9 April 15, 2009