Vote

1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.

2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.

Dont vote, it only encourages them.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

Gungible

Policeman, copper, flatfoot

I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.

At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Voting

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 May 02, 2009

wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.

Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

by sociopath9 May 01, 2009