17 definitions by sociopath9

Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.

At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Voting

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

Thick

a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid

a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 January 7, 2010

Gungible

Policeman, copper, flatfoot

I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

Vote

1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.

2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.

Dont vote, it only encourages them.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

by sociopath9 May 1, 2009

dingo woman

A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.

I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010