1) Unteachable or untrainable
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 January 07, 2010
Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.
See - "eye candy".
See - "eye candy".
The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.
by sociopath9 January 20, 2010
Jack: Did you vote yesterday?
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
by sociopath9 May 01, 2009