Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).
Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.
At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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Token Cunt

Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.

See - "eye candy".
The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.
by sociopath9 January 20, 2010
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Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.
1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
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thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.
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shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
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Thick

a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
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