sociopath9's definitions

Cunt

Despicable person.

Man hating/using woman.

Woman of low moral regard. See WHORE.

My ex-wife is a cunt.

Dont buy a car from that cunt, he'll rip you off.

Fuck off, cunt.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.

At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Vote

1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.

2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.

Dont vote, it only encourages them.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.

Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).

Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Thick

a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid

a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 January 7, 2010

shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009