Definitions by sociopath9
Voting
The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
Voting by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
Contagious
1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.
2. An indication of time.
2. An indication of time.
1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.
2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
Contagious by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
body politic
A group of enfranchised individuals who delude themselves into thinking that their vote actually counts for something, every time an election occurs.
George W treated the body politic like Nero treated the masses of Rome - by providing Bread and Circuses - in order to disguise the real issues (or an actual lack of them).
body politic by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
wet suit syndrome
Jack: Did you vote yesterday?
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
wet suit syndrome by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
Token Cunt
Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.
See - "eye candy".
See - "eye candy".
The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.
Token Cunt by sociopath9 January 20, 2010