A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.
Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
Sexual act derived from the famous game character Kirby. This is when a person is able to put a man's shaft and both balls in the mouth (licking the balls while performing this is a huge plus). Because of this, the person's face becomes rounded and bigger, resembling Kirby.
by snakebiter October 07, 2009
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009
A devious sex move used when the man is drunk. While doing your bitch missionary style, when you feel the urge to yack, you imitate Bahamut (from the FF series) preparing to cast Megaflare (spread your arms, flap them slowly, tilt your head back, and take a deep breath). Once you're ready, roar as loud as you can, point your head down towards your bitch, and yack all over her.
by SnakeBiter November 18, 2009
Sex move derived from a character from Street Fighter 2. When two people are performing a 69, one farts on the other's face and clinches on the partner like the spinning pile driver so he/she can't escape.
Jason pulled of the Smelly Zangief on his partner Robby. It sure sucks to be stuck with the smell of a fart and a cock in your mouth.
by SnakeBiter October 19, 2009
This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.
Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.
by snakebiter October 07, 2009
Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).
by snakebiter October 09, 2009