snake's definitions

iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

by Snake September 25, 2005

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

by Snake March 15, 2005

Smegheads

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers

What a bunch of Smegheads

by Snake August 16, 2004

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad

What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)

by Snake July 19, 2006

buff nut

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.

Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.

by Snake April 25, 2004

Fat body

1 A person Male or Female who likes food too much, does not excercise, and generally lays around plaing video games all damn day.

2 A person who excercises but to no avail as they won't give up their damn cheetos and chocolate cakes.

So and so is a total fat body. They never ever try to excercise or diet.

Good lord if that fat body gains any moew weight I'll just have to kill myself.

You are not allowed to eat jelly donuts because you are a disgusting fat body!

by Snake December 2, 2004