snake's definitions

Why rum gone?

Question asked when confused about the disappearance of rum. Taken from Pirates of the Carribean.

"Why rum gone?"
"Because it's a foul smelling drink that turns the noblest man into a dishonourable pirate."
"But why's the rum gone?"

by Snake July 12, 2006

Nunchuk-Gun

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.

I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.

by Snake November 5, 2005

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 1, 2005

Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.

Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.

by Snake February 21, 2005

aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds

I shot him with my Steyr

by Snake May 15, 2005

Ballygobackwards

A small village in the middle of nowhere where most inhabitants are farmers. Bally taken from Baile, the Irish word for town.

Denis was depressed because he lived in a Ballygobackwards.

by Snake April 25, 2005

Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

by Snake March 7, 2005