snake's definitions

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 1, 2005

Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

by Snake March 7, 2005

Power Fist

Perhaps one of the coolest weapons ever to come from the game Fallout. Used to deliver hand-to-hand death to anyone foolish enough to stand in its way.

"We're gonna kill you."
"Oh, yeah. Well, feel the might of my POWER FIST!!!!!!!"

by Snake December 6, 2004

aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds

I shot him with my Steyr

by Snake May 15, 2005

Romzomcom

A romantic comedy featuring lots of flesh-eating zombies. The only known example is Shaun of the Dead.

Did you see that romzomcom yet?

by Snake July 18, 2004

Sluggie

Term used by the Irish military to refer to members the Naval Service Reserve (formerly an Slua Muiri).

We've got a Sluggie coming on board for a couple of weeks. Quick lads, give him the crap bunk at the bow.

by Snake March 2, 2006

Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.

Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.

by Snake February 21, 2005