snake's definitions

Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

by Snake December 2, 2004

Bash

A word used to mean anything

Hey look! It's a piece of bash!

by Snake February 1, 2004

Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.

Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.

by Snake February 21, 2005

Nunchuk-Gun

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.

I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.

by Snake November 5, 2005

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 1, 2005

George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

by Snake May 9, 2005

Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

by Snake March 7, 2005