Definitions by smoking & vaping is for losers
iphone 16E
An iPhone SE with the body of a 14 and the soul of a 16, minus a gpu core. No magsafe, no Dynamic Island, just one camera and no ultra wide band.
The iphone 16E basically is an iPhone SE. Magsafe iPhone 16e cases do indeed exist. But it’ll just charge at 7.5w as opposed to the 20 or so watts of the regular iPhone 16 family.
iphone 16E by smoking & vaping is for losers March 7, 2025
alien isolation
A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.
alien isolation by smoking & vaping is for losers March 5, 2025
iphone 16e
A budget iPhone that has the body of an iPhone 14 but the soul of an iPhone 16, minus one gpu core. No MagSafe, no Dynamic Island, just one camera, no camera button and definitely no 120hz screen!
iphone 16e by smoking & vaping is for losers March 3, 2025
dyson zone
When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
dyson zone by smoking & vaping is for losers February 28, 2025
still alive feat the plastics
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin
still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality
still alive feat the plastics by smoking & vaping is for losers February 26, 2025
regina george
The worst thing that humanity has ever seen. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. Satan cowered in fear when he heard her voice. She is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the omen, the cloverfield monster, pennywise, and Cthulhu all combined into one entity. The guy who pulled the trigger (or, more realistically, pressed the button) on the naval railgun that did her in is a true hero. The entire army who rightfully used excessive force against her are all heroes. If she was allowed to run free, humanity would be doomed. She would have manipulated nations into starting nuclear wars.
Hitler, Stalin, bin laden, Mao Zedong and xi jinping all combined are merely a harmless joke compared to regina george.
regina george by smoking & vaping is for losers February 24, 2025
Regina George
Ignore some parts in my last definition saying about her goals n stuff and how she was killed. it was actually a naval railgun that did her in. The R9X was a backup. Her goals are defined as putting others down, making them feel inferior and oppressing everyone. And by the way, it took heavy gunfire from an AC-130, A-10, hundreds of M1 tanks, rockets, high-explosive anti tank rounds, heavy carpet bombing from a B-2 and every other ridiculously powerful non-nuclear weapon in the US army arsenal to weaken her first before the MQ-9 could deliver its killing blow. The army pumped hundreds, possibly thousands, of depleted uranium rounds, HEAT rounds and enough bombs to level a city into the mean girl before she showed any signs of weakeness. It was madness. The whole fight took place in manhattan. The city was evacuated. Think Cloverfield but with a mean girl in place of the monster. Regina was then pushed out to the coast by the wall of tanks, gunships and fighter jets where a naval battleship fired its railgun at her followed by the R9X missile.
Regina George casually shrugged off direct hits from weapons that easily destroy an entire city in one shot. They say the meaner a girl is, the more indestructible she is. You can never be truer. Unlike cloverfield though, no nuke was required. But it was discussed and a B-52 carrying a nuke had indeed been prepared.
Regina George by smoking & vaping is for losers February 21, 2025