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Apple iPhone 

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The Airbus of the smartphone world
Apple iPhone = Airbus and Samsung Galaxy = Boeing.
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Michael O’Leary 

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The guy who owns Ryanair
Michael O’Leary is the ceo of Ryanair
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iPod shuffle 3rd gen 

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By far the most peculiar member of the iPod family, it has no controls aside from an on off switch. Controls exist as a set of inline buttons on the EarPods cable. May be mistaken as a tiny vape. Released in 2009, was discontinued in 2010.
The iPod shuffle 3rd gen is unusual.
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Airbus A220 

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The Airbus A318 but better.
Airbus A318: who tf are u
Airbus A220: im you, but better.
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tesla cybertruck 

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Was released to the public far too soon.
The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.
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astrology

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The dumbest thing since Christianity
astrology is nothing but useless brainrot
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Apple = Airbus 

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iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9

iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4

iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5

iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1

iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3

iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4

iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
Apple = Airbus
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