coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 03, 2005

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 03, 2005

Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was a sweet beautiful woman child the likes we may never see again.

When asked what she wore for a nude photo-shoot, she replied, "....the radio was on...."

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Bildo

Nick name for Billy..

Merge of the words: Billy and Dildo...

I love Bildo. I use him when i'm horny.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

rag head

Any ethnic individual whose culure and/or religion dictates that they wear a cloth device/headress on their head. Usually derogatory.

Man, I noticed alot of rag-heads when I was in London!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

off the chains

cool as shit

dem rims is off the chians

by smokey January 09, 2004