smokey's definitions

Bottle Blonde

Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.

It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

geigh

Faggot, poofter, fudgepacker or the moral
equivelent.

Ugh! Windows XP is so geigh.

by Smokey November 17, 2002

bon

Bon means especially good or special.

The eats at that new joint was bon dude.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Lizm

Marijuana, Herb, Weed...

Yo I just copped a 20 of lizm, go cop a dutch and we gonna get high.

by Smokey March 19, 2004

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was a sweet beautiful woman child the likes we may never see again.

When asked what she wore for a nude photo-shoot, she replied, "....the radio was on...."

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!

by Smokey May 13, 2005