Urban Dictionary: Definitions by smjgJsbjgsm

trumpoline

A deflection of an argument by one who does not want to address a problem.

The President used a trumpoline, characterizing his critics as unpatriotic because they disagree with the US President.

trumpoline by smjgJsbjgsm November 16, 2018

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The status of one's eating options.

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?

bake news by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

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The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.

Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.

congress by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

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updates on earthquakes.

We live on the San Andreas fault, so we check the quake news quite frequently.

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A political statement that plays or people's fears or anxieties.

The new illegal immigrant ad is a goose trump.

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The newlyweds went to Aruba for their 2 week weddingmoon.

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A pair of unnamed, attractive lovers; an attractive couple.

On our cruise, we saw a gorgeous beau and beau enjoying their honeymoon.

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