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by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005
Get the jerkmaica mug.I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
by Smitty Joe January 18, 2008
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Get the ,!, (- . -) ,!, mug.The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.
by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005
Get the Mitch Hedberg mug.A code that will fuck shit up on myspace. Basically if not ended with </textarea> it will put all coding from the rest of the frame into a little text box, and make all coding afterwords of it in raw form, so nobody can see it!
To do so, enter the coding into a comment, section, or anywhere where text can be submitted. Once you hit the submit button, copy all the coding from inside the text box, using 'select all'. Paste the copied coding into a bulletin and submit the bulletin. Everything will look screwy and just scroll down and you'll see the button that's supposed to be where you were supposed to post it! Click that and BAM!
To do so, enter the coding into a comment, section, or anywhere where text can be submitted. Once you hit the submit button, copy all the coding from inside the text box, using 'select all'. Paste the copied coding into a bulletin and submit the bulletin. Everything will look screwy and just scroll down and you'll see the button that's supposed to be where you were supposed to post it! Click that and BAM!
Use <textarea> to:
1) Erase all previous comments
2) Erase sections of your myspace
3) Temporarily lock any forum
4) Show raw coding
1) Erase all previous comments
2) Erase sections of your myspace
3) Temporarily lock any forum
4) Show raw coding
by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006
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Get the gignormantic mug.A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006
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