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A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the St Ivesmug. A depressing and pointless town in Somerset, UK.
All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.
All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.
Taunton is a hellhole
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Tauntonmug. A strange little town in the middle of nowhere swarming with chavs.
Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Cullompton is only known for its McDonald's
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Cullomptonmug. by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Penzancemug. A small town in Somerset, England.
Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.
Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.
Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Chardmug. Formerly the richest town in England, Torquay is now part of the most deprived union authority in all of South-West England, Torbay.
The town centre has hundreds of mobile phone repair stores.
One of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the UK.
75% of the population are drug addicts, alcoholics or old people.
The town centre has hundreds of mobile phone repair stores.
One of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the UK.
75% of the population are drug addicts, alcoholics or old people.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Torquaymug. Arguably the worst town in Devon, if not all of the South West of England.
Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.
Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.
Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.
Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.
Dave: You ever been to Tiverton mate?
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
Get the Tivertonmug.