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Minehead

The home of Butlins. Says it all really.
Minehead? Isn't that where butlins is?
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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Camborne

A town in Cornwall, England. One of the most deprived areas of Europe.

The young people of Camborne desperately try to escape, but they know they will never succeed.
The town is full of druggies and rough pubs.

The kind of place that no one would go to by choice.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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Tiverton

Arguably the worst town in Devon, if not all of the South West of England.

Statistically the most inbred place in the UK, it is full of alcoholics, pound shops, and chavs. Lots and lots of chavs.

Tiverton has been voted as one of the worst places to live in the UK in the past, which is well deserved.
Dave: You ever been to Tiverton mate?
Chris: I don't think I have
Dave: Don't: it is one of the most horrid settlements on planet earth.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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Haywards Heath

The armpit of West Sussex.

Formerly a well respected, safe and happy town, it is now the home of drug dealers, chavs, snobs and rough council estates like Bentswood.
Haywards Heath was a nice town years ago man, now it's the biggest shithole going.
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Cullompton

A strange little town in the middle of nowhere swarming with chavs.

Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Cullompton is only known for its McDonald's
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Taunton

A depressing and pointless town in Somerset, UK.

All the shops are closing down in the town centre, leaving Taunton looking like a ghost town.
Taunton is a hellhole
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Torquay

Formerly the richest town in England, Torquay is now part of the most deprived union authority in all of South-West England, Torbay.
The town centre has hundreds of mobile phone repair stores.
One of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the UK.
75% of the population are drug addicts, alcoholics or old people.
Torquay has turned into the Blackpool of Devon.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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