Butlins 

The spunkiest, funniest, most totally inappropriate holiday destination anywhere in the world. Full of attention seeking freaks and weirdos in fancy-dress, strutting about, cackling, getting escorted home in wheelchairs, drinking loads, eating loads, being loud and getting hated by all the boring people. Highly recommended!!!

I feel like a weekend away with loadsa fisting and a fair few cocks... Let's go to a Butlins!

Butlins by mrsgreedy October 24, 2012

Butlins 

A piss-stained, garish holiday camp for manic depressives.

Read : Auschwitz

I'd rather lick a rabid Scottish person than go to Butlins.

Butlins by Danizen November 24, 2009

Butlins 

A man who is more than a little feminine.

He's more camp than Butlins.

Butlins by Divinefire October 14, 2005

butlins 

Litraly smoking the end of the cigarette, the orangish tip part!

omg what a twat, im so desprate to smoke a cig ill even accept butlins!

yuck you dirty F***** smoking butlins!

butlins by MarlonC July 12, 2007

butlins blues

When you've had a sick weekend at butlins, partied for 3 days, then have to come back to reality and normal life.

"Hey Luke wanna come over?"
"I can't Benn I have the Butlins blues"

butlins blues by Kitchy10 October 13, 2016

Butlins or beats 

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.

Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'

Butlins or beats by MarcBlade March 4, 2017

Butlins Butter Bandit 

1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.

2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.

3) someone who loves butter.

Fuck me it’s the Butlins Butter Bandit

Butlins Butter Bandit by Save the bacon August 12, 2025